Uz be 'evin a new bafroom...in the coal and 'oodshed, tiz.
Ole man Snippets said 'tiz bout time uz modernized, mizzus.'
Tiz zackly as us wants it, tis...honest!
Uz got Pete Wills....zum chikky devil from up that there Dartymoor..to do it for uz.
Ee's 'ad edification and done zams 'n all... so ee knows what to do (uz thinks!!)
Ee's a bit maize..like uz...uz likes 'em like that!
If you'm gwain up Dartymoor, say hello to er.
I tell ee, ee's praper good and he ain't no guzzle guts like zum up there what uz knows.
Plasterer's bin...he done a blimmin' good job...tis !
An tiz comin' on boodiful, tiz...suent.
Tub be in now!
Looks tilted to uz!
Praps it makes that there water easier to drain.
Hope that chikky fool knows what 'ees doin'.
Uz be happy with uz sink..nice biggun!
(Not so 'appy with only the one tap, though!)
I tell ee, I loves thikky idea...never sin nort like it in us lives!
Got them there taps zackly in the middle see..
Tiz gonna be so fanty sheeny...init?
Dreckly, I'm doin' me curtains.
'Ere be the fabric...
Ain't bad for a Deb'm maid eh?
(I am..I've changed the colour scheme three times!!)
T'is a bit of fun, init ;-)
(Well I mean ..how else do you brighten up some very 'lacking in colour' photos!!