Friday, 2 January 2009

From the ' Sick Bay '....




My head, it hurts,
My legs, they ache,
My nose is full of goo.
I'm lying here, in my bed,
With the bl**dy flu!

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It's worse when you're a woman,
You have a house to run,
You just can't take time out
like this,
There's housework to be done! ;-)

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I've drunk most of South West's water,
Thank god I have a filter!
Cos it tastes foul,
But needs must,cos
My body's out of kilter!

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In fact, my body does not know
Which way it should turn,
I can't get comfy,
I can't keep cool,
See my body, burn!

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I am so hot!
(But not like that! ;-)
I'm sweating...shivering too,
I have one wish for 2009:
Rid me of this flu!

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I couldn't sleep last night,
Know what I did instead?
I wrote this poem
for my blog,
Did it in my head!

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But now I'm stuck
For this last verse
Oh what am I
to do?
Well what do you expect?
I've got the bl**dy flu!

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(But I am getting a bit better... as I'm managing to read a few blogs today ;-)

29 comments:

The Whispering Poppies said...

Thank you for visiting my blog today! I hope you feel better soon!

Your blogs are both lovely and I will return. =) Happy New Year 2009!

Ginny said...

how rotten Sal,
hope you get much better really soon.
A Happy (if snotty) New year to you and Mr Snippetts.
P.s. Al's husband has been knocked out with the same foul virus.. she has escaped it so far thanfully but she has now got 4 'kids' to look after! hmmm.
love
Ginny x

A Bun Can Dance said...

Hello Sal! Sorry to hear that you are suffering the bug - I hope you have plenty of slaves in the house to fetch and carry for you! But look how well you have spent your time in creating a poem!
Thank you for visiting my blog and your lovely comment. I shall be back, as Arnie would say! Best Wishes, Get well soon. Denise

Shabby Chick said...

Thanks for popping by my blog :)

Hope you're feeling better soon, excellent poem!

Mel xxx

Mr Snippets said...

Oh! Mrs Snippets,my poorly bride
The rudest of health,I wished you feeled
(C'mon poetic licence)
Looking on the brighter side
My ears have nearly healed lol!
xxxx

MelMel said...

Hiya, sorrry your ill.....i know how you feel and that poem says it all!xxx

Sal said...

OH C'MON MR SNIPPETS...UNFAIR!

I have been the model patient,
As quiet as can be,
Whilst you've been supping beer,
In front of the TV.
I know, cos I can hear,
My bed is just above you,
But thank you for the honey,honey!
So I spose I still love you ;-)
XXX

April said...

Get better soon

April xx

Mr Snippets said...

If you didn't love me
I would not know what to do
No laughs,no smiles nor poetry
It would all be left to you

Simone said...

Get well soon! In response to your question at my blog sal: it is £13.00 for adults and free for children to get in Kew now but I also remember when it was one penny! On New Year's Day it was free for everyone though to celebrate the start of Kew's 250th year.

Flossie and Tom said...

Thanks for popping on my blog when you're feeling so poorly.

Get better soon

Sara
X

Gem said...

Aw sorry you have been so poorly over the New Year :( I thought your poem was very good, I wish I coule write funny verse like that :) Take care and get better soon,
x

dancingonabladeofgrass said...

Do get better soon ... it's a horrid virus.

I love the picture at the top of your blog by the way.

Wish I could write amusing verse like that ... to do it when you're not 100% ... well what can I say?

Happy New Year and a healthy and happy 2009

Rosie said...

Sorry to hear you got the dreaded flu. What a way to start the new year. Enjoyed the poem. Hope you are feeling better soon x

Rosie said...

Sorry to hear you got the dreaded flu. What a way to start the new year. Enjoyed the poem. Hope you are feeling better soon x

Kitty said...

Awww poor you Sal. (((S))) There's so much of it about at the moment - every other person I know seems to be lurgified. Hope you feel much better soon. x

Josie-Mary said...

Poor you Sal... but a very funny poem. I felt terrible yesterday & thought I wouldn't be able to work today but I feel fine today... strange!!
Hope you feel better soon xx

andsewtosleep said...

Hi - thanks for popping by my blog. I think the pattern was in an issue dating back to the 80's - and I agree it was a good read in it's day. Sorry you are feeling ill - the lurgy is all about - particularly here in Devon! Hope you soon feel better.
Mary

Country Cottage Chic said...

Poor Sal! Oh woe! Oh No!
Sorry to hear that you are ill!
I'll call out Nurse Custard (Flo)
Mr Snippets can foot the bill!

Hope you feel better soon!

the homely year said...

How awful...poor you. Hope you're feeling much better soon and that 2009 improves very quickly!
Margaret and Noreen

Josie said...

get well soon!
Josie x

Lazylol said...

Hope you are feeling better. I have it too - so the poem made me laugh!

Kitschen Pink said...

Hope you're all better soon! Happy New Year (when it gets started!) t.x

Country Bliss said...

Poor you, I hope you feel better soon. I'm just about rid of it now apart from a darn cough!
Love the poem.
Yvonne x

Vintage to Victorian said...

Oh Sal, poor you! Get well soon. Happy (flu free) New Year.

Sue x

Cowboys and Custard said...

To poorly Sal, "Return good health!"
Don't tarry near the wall!
Not through Nurse Flo or the Christmas Elf
God save Paracetamol!

Get well soon Sal!!!

Michele & Nurse Flo xxx

ethel and edna's tearoom said...

You're a bl**dy marvel! Dying of man 'flu but you can still write poetry. Even on your sick bed you can multi task - Superwoman!!!
Hope you feel better soon Sal.
xx

twiggypeasticks said...

Poor you, get well soon. We seemed to have the lurgi for about 6 weeks leading up to Christmas. I told my Mum it's rubbish being ill when you've still got to clean up and be a Mummy, she rolled her eyes and said yes dear - tee hee (she has been doing it for a long time too - oops)
Twiggy x

Rosie said...

Oh, dear - sorry to hear you are ill - love the poem though:) Take care and get well soon.